Girls are silly.

by Ogden Nash

Publisher: F. Watts in New York

Written in English
Published: Downloads: 510
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Edition Notes

StatementPictures by Lawrence Beall Smith.
Classifications
LC ClassificationsPS3527.A637 G5 1962
The Physical Object
Paginationunpaged.
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL5848066M
LC Control Number62007443
OCLC/WorldCa2453515

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